Exposure may result in:
- False accusations followed by bizarre and confusing explanations
- Weeping sores and chronic fatigue
- An enduring stench
- Compulsive sharing of private messages
- Rash-like patches which are the physical manifestation of regret
- Chronic, painful inflammation of the face and groin
- Episodes of acute anxiety and permanent distrust of white women
The CDC classifies Pojo Kutty as a viral contaminant with no known cure. Interactions should be kept to an absolute minimum. If contact occurs, cleanse your entire body with 91% isopropyl, then lock yourself in the bathroom and scream for no less than 3 hours.
Do not attempt to reason with Pojo Kutty. Resistance will be perceived as an attack. Logical arguments will be screenshotted and turned into a 36-slide presentation about speaking over women, after which you will be expected to donate money for the privilege of being educated.