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Is Pojo Kutty Dangerous?

Pojo Kutty poses no direct physical threat, unless you count nausea, vomiting, and sudden outbreaks of cop-calling (which we do).

Exposure may result in:

The CDC classifies Pojo Kutty as a viral contaminant with no known cure. Interactions should be kept to an absolute minimum. If contact occurs, cleanse your entire body with 91% isopropyl, then lock yourself in the bathroom and scream for no less than 3 hours.

Do not attempt to reason with Pojo Kutty. Resistance will be perceived as an attack. Logical arguments will be screenshotted and turned into a 36-slide presentation about speaking over women, after which you will be expected to donate money for the privilege of being educated.

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