Pojo Kutty (noun): A maladorous cryptid known for its constant whimpering, erratic behavior, and deeply pustulent online presence.
Also referred to as Little Gorilla and Hairless Whimper this chronically rash-covered creature thrives in attention economies, emitting fairly predictable bursts of petulant rage. Sightings are often accompanied by:
The creature's lair is typically located in her parent's house due to lack of employment.
Known for her pungent signature scent, often described as a combination of fetid entitlement and unwashed ass, Pojo Kutty falsifies personal victimhood and emits toxins that can induce:
She's not mad. She's just pojo-shaped.
What Happens When Internet "Activists" Get Sued?