Pojo Kutty poses no direct physical threat. However, interacting with the creature is cautioned against. Similar to a hermit crab, Unhaired Whimper has a developed significant skill at disguisng itself within its surroundings. You can often spot the creature digging in trash pits or burn piles for discarded clothing items. It is particularly drawn to apparel which the creature believes invokes a feeling of reverence or holiness. Pojo Kutty often disguises itself with discarded religious headcoverings.
Exposure to the creature may result in:
The CDC classifies Pojo Kutty as a viral contaminant with no known vaccine. Interactions should be kept to an absolute minimum. If contact occurs, cleanse your entire body using 91% isopropyl alcohol, followed by locking yourself in the bathroom and screaming for no less than 3 hours.
Do not attempt to reason with the creature. Interaction will be perceived as an attack and may result in irreversible personal shame.