The only way to rid yourself of Pojo Kutty is via sheer force of will.

And lawyers. Lots and lots of lawyers.

NOTICE OF NON-AFFILIATION: Any attempt to reason, empathize, or engage with the creature without a full legal retainer in place will result in immediate character assassination via callout post, repeated attempts at restraining orders, and police reports. If the creature begins to 'circle back' to a conversation from 2019, please contact your local bar association and a tenured Catholic priest.

If you are reading this, the barrier has failed. The stable field is compromised. Pojo Kutty tried to invoice me for the oxygen it consumed while screaming into my mailbox. It's claiming the vibes of my restraining order are a copyright violation. The lawyers aren't coming. They never were. They were paid in expired coupons and requests for mutual aid. God help us all.